The Ocean-going Lip Ferret
Click here to see a Facebook post about this endangered critter. In the arena of "how wacky has Danny's hair gotten in retirement?": I gave up on the long mustache. Sam Elliot doesn't need to worry about me taking his gig. I missed my lips, Cindy missed my lips, all my food tasted like a lip ferret. As long as I was trimming, I took a swipe at the crazy-old-man eyebrows. I planned to use them for shade in a couple of months. Oh well. Yesterday Cindy said she was trying to talk to me, but my hair was distracting her. Then Stephen chimed in that it looks like a really loose toupe. Great. Thanks Steve. Now I can't talk to my wife anymore. Li